Attempting to live blog!

10:00 Nicely done, Bravo. Okay, I have to admit: I will be watching this NYC Prep show, regardless of how bad it is. Good night!

9:59 Yay, Part Two! Now we get to Danielle, apparently. Does she need the whole hour?

9:58 Caroline is so fucking intense.

9:57 Whoa, this I did not know at all. Look at Dina, she is so upset right now. She hates this.

9:55 I have never heard anyone say "The Real Sopranos."

9:54 How many companies is Brooke Shields hawking for nowadays? 16?

9:51 Oh, Italian people. Whatever.

9:49 "It's not hurting anybody." is actually up for debate, Caroline.

9:48 This dog training is horrible! I hated that whole bit.

9:47 I really do like Caroline's sons. Hilarious.

9:45 Caroline walks all over everyone, not just Jacqueline.

9:44 Shut UP, Teresa.

9:43 No. She wasn't trying to make drama this time.

9:42 Nope. It's not a figure of speech.

9:41 No, Danielle was right about calling Joe out. HOWEVER, what she said about Teresa was rude. I would have been offended, especially if the annoyance over Danielle's drama had been gradually growing.

9:39 Ooh, already looking forward to Part Two!

9:38 We're totally going to see My Sister's Keeper when it comes out. Colin has all but guaranteed that he will cry. (ETA: It's okay because he had cancer.)

9:35 ANDY! It's sisters-in-law! Jesus!

9:34 Oh, here she goes.

9:33 I feel like Danielle is being suspiciously quiet thus far...

9:32 Jacqueline always messes up the plural of sister-in-law! That bothers me soooo much! It's SISTERS-IN-LAW, not sister-in-laws.

9:31 I do love a good montage.

9:28 Look at the pink Kleenex box! I want one!

9:27 Oh my god, that photo shoot was the worst! Ugly ugly setups, bratty teenager. Bleh.

9:24 Olive Garden commercials are always unintentionally hilarious, in my opinion. I love the one that Becki Newton did!

9:22 I love Teresa, and want to think that she's a bit harmless, but puh-lease! "My dad gave me everything I ever wanted and I turned out great." Seriously?

9:20 "Cleansiness." Right.

9:19 Teresa's necklace is beautiful.

9:17 I had no idea Dina and her husband spent that much time together.

9:16 Then why the fuck haven't you fixed your implant yet? Oh my god, Danielle.

9:14 Yes, Andy, "bubbies." Was anyone else pleasantly surprised when Teresa's bubbies turned out okay? I thought she'd go too big for sure.

9:13 It's back!

9:09 But we also know that Teresa and Joe didn't really extend an olive branch. The Housewives always end a season with a party that the whole cast attends.

9:08 We all know that Danielle knew exactly what she was doing in bringing the book, yes? When she said something to the effect of "This isn't what I wanted," you have to laugh. What happened was EXACTLY what she wanted!

9:03 I'm in love with Caroline's dress, but it doesn't look very "Caroline" to me.

9:01 Undisclosed location? What?

9:00 Here we go! Let's flip some tables!

8:52 Let the countdown to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Special Part One begin!